war in heaven

Temple ov thee Lemur presents:The WAR IN HEAVEN webpagesolving the age old question: Whos gods are hardest?
Scores: Teams, Individuals, Last Few.
Mythos vs Zoroastrian
Who would win in a fight between:(push the relevant button to cast your vote)
For the Mythos team:
Nyarlathotep
The crawling chaos, soul and messenger of the Outer Gods.

vs
For the Zoroastrian team:
Ahriman
Ahriman, Elder God, The Wicked One, leader of demonic hordes.

Send comments and nominations for teams via email. Teams will require 3 100x100 images. If you have a better pic of a god than the one we are using, send us the URL.
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Team Statistics
Position
Team
Members
1
Mythos
CthulhuAzathothNyarlathotep
2
Misc
YouGod(tm)Rationality
3
Egyptian
AnubisRaHorus
4
Aztec
QuetzalcoatlHuitzilopochtliMiclantecuhtli
5
Judaeo-Christian
YahwehBaphometSatan
6
Norse
ThorSkuldOdin
7
Zoroastrian
AhrimanAhura MazdaMithra
8
Roman
MarsEris DiscordiaVenus
9
Shinto
SusanoRaidenFuji
10
Hindu
KaliKrishnaGanesh
11
Sumerian
EnkiInannaEnlil
12
Greek
HeraHerculcheeseAres
13
Internet
LinusDennis RitchieBob
14
Music
LemmyElvisMichael Jackson

Individual Statistics
The score is the number of wins in the past 100 matches.
Position
Name
Team
Comments
Score
1
Yahweh
Judaeo-Christian
God of the Old Testement
100
2
Thor
Norse
Lad with the Hammer
100
3
Odin
Norse
Squinty scandanavian bloke
100
4
Nyarlathotep
Mythos
The crawling chaos, soul and messenger of the Outer Gods.
100
5
Miclantecuhtli
Aztec
God of Death, doesn't like people alive, dead or undead. Dosn't like goths either.
100
6
God(tm)
Misc
Kindly chap with a beard who sits on clouds. God(tm) is a Holy owned subsidary of Coca-Cola.
100
7
Cthulhu
Mythos
Sleepy blubbery thing with the psudopods.
100
8
Anubis
Egyptian
Chap with the jackels head. Unlike goths, quite keen on going forth by day.
100
9
Rationality
Misc
Just being sensible and ignoring gods in general.
99
10
Huitzilopochtli
Aztec
God of War, huge sacrifices, gigantic battles. Blood dripping from everything. If he had a mobile phone, blood would drip off it. Killed 400 brothers the moment he sprung, fully armed, from the womb.
99
11
Baphomet
Judaeo-Christian
God of the templars. Pretty hard in Final Fantasy VII.
98
12
Ahriman
Zoroastrian
Ahriman, Elder God, The Wicked One, leader of demonic hordes.
98
13
You
Misc
The person reading this page.
97
14
Horus
Egyptian
Inventer of the classic goth eye-liner look. Therefore truly evil.
97
15
Azathoth
Mythos
Mindless Center of the Universe.
97
16
Raiden
Shinto
Thunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent.
96
17
Ra
Egyptian
Star of Stargate - The Fun god, The Sun god, Ra! Ra! Ra!
94
18
Quetzalcoatl
Aztec
God of Life, moves stars around and is hideously ugly. A kind of all powerful Hollywood agent.
92
19
Mars
Roman
God of War, also work, rest and possibly play.
87
20
Satan
Judaeo-Christian
The fallen bloke. Kinda bitter and suplhery.
76
21
Mithra
Zoroastrian
Lord of Heavenly light, protector of truth, Lord of wide pastures.
74
22
Kali
Hindu
Bloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan.
69
23
Eris Discordia
Roman
Lass with the golden apples
61
Above are the Vengeful Gods! below are wussy gods
24
Susano
Shinto
Storm God. Deeply hard. Took out an eight-headed dragon by getting it drunk. Propensity to carry big clubs and kick up a fuss.
26
25
Ares
Greek
Greek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes.
24
26
Inanna
Sumerian
Godess of Love and War. Slept around and hit people a lot.
20
27
Ahura Mazda
Zoroastrian
The Wise Lord
10
28
Venus
Roman
Godess of love, and possibly furs.
6
29
Enlil
Sumerian
Supreme ruler of the Sumerian pantheon, smote lots, allegedly wrote some Gold Discs or something.
6
30
Enki
Sumerian
Writer of Me. Bit of a wanker. Nasty reputation.
5
31
Skuld
Norse
Cute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan.
3
32
Ganesh
Hindu
Elephant headed guy from the East
3
33
Krishna
Hindu
Sang in a Goa band with some bloke called Harry
1
34
Hera
Greek
Hercules' evil step-mother.
1
35
Bob
Internet
SubGenius god of Slack.
1
36
Michael Jackson
Music
God of Pop
0
37
Linus
Internet
Author of Linux.
0
38
Lemmy
Music
God of Met'l
0
39
Herculcheese
Greek
Man of Legendary Journeys, got to shag Xena.
0
40
Fuji
Shinto
Goddess of Mt. Fuji. A very Photogenic diety.
0
41
Elvis
Music
God of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king')
0
42
Dennis Ritchie
Internet
Wrote some computer thing.
0

Results of Last Few Battles
God(tm) smites AzathothEnki whallops FujiGod(tm) whallops BobMithra squishes HerculcheeseBob squishes ElvisCthulhu slices and dices AhrimanNyarlathotep annhilated FujiYahweh destroyed MarsOdin slices and dices VenusCthulhu tromped Enki
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